The Fellowship’s Road Trip (in Fanfiction)
…Okay okay! Have the halfling! Aragorn: (cuts its tentacles) What about the tickets? Watcher: They’re on the house! Go! Enjoy! AHHHH!! Leave me alone! Narrator: The fellowship returned to the…
…Okay okay! Have the halfling! Aragorn: (cuts its tentacles) What about the tickets? Watcher: They’re on the house! Go! Enjoy! AHHHH!! Leave me alone! Narrator: The fellowship returned to the…
…shake How do you know who I am? You realy do give a damn about me.. *interupting song, frodo says:* “Sam got two tickets To PHF annonymous, Go with him…
…left his home as soon as he could, at seventeen and got a cheap apartment where he’s living now. He and his parents used to live in america, but they…
…slip, Balrog’s got a brand new whip! I’m makin’ it crack…. I’m makin’ it fly Don’t play me cheap ’cause you know I ain’t shy I’m doing the Pyre, the…
…getting people killed. Merry- No, that’s all you’re good for. Pippin- Hey! Merry- It’s true. Pippin- I know, but cheap shot. Merry- I’m gonna do something heroic before the end….
…some conjurer of cheap tricks! *Pulls bunny out of pointy hat* Bilbo- Eeeeek! Gandalf- I forgot you’re afraid of bunnies! Bilbo- I better leave before Frodo gets here and starts…
The Fellowship of the Ring’s Destruction A parody by ESM PROLOGUE: Once upon a time, there was a man named Hesildur. There was also a Maia called Sauron. And an…
…conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to help you. (Bilbo runs into Gandalf’s arms, weeping) Gandalf: All your long years we’ve been friends….
…In the last few days of M-E If the fabric is cheap I’ll rinse it according to the label The this dress is so soft and warm! Wearing my new…
…love? oooooo Is it love? Baby I need you Don’t leave me Ever Don’t leave me Don’t leave me I don’t want another, Cheap brand of lather This my face…